function DisplayRandomSlogan() {
var slogans = new Array(
              "The higher, the fewer.", 
              "Live long and prosper.",
              "Time is the fire in which we burn.",
              "Nothing unreal exists.",
              "If I knew what I was doing, it wouldn't be called “research”.",
              "There is nothing to see here - move along.",
              "One measures a circle beginning anywhere.",
              "Time and distance are out of place here.",
              "Everything should be doubted.",
              "Mad and educated, primitive and wild.",
              "Doing everything all of the time.",
              "The higher, the fewer.", 
              "In the future, everything will work.",
              "Hoping for the best but expecting the worst.",
              "Everything ruined for everyone forever.",
              "The future is but a question mark.",
              "Things fall apart.",
              "Weather changes moods.",
              "Love can mend your life, but love can break your heart.",
              "Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster.",
              "Everything looks perfect from far away.",
              "Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.",
              "The higher, the fewer.", 
              "You get what you get, and you don't get upset.",
              "The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.",
              "And where the shadow was the stars were not visible.",
              "Correlation is not causation.",
              "Who watches the watchmen?",
              "When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.",
              "Every day is like Sunday; every day is silent and gray.",
              "This sentence is false.",
              "The higher, the fewer.")

<!-- * "The higher, the fewer." is from an episode of Star Trek: TNG; orig. src. L. Carroll? -->
<!-- * "Live long and prosper." is the farewell wish of Vulcan -->
<!-- * "Time is the fire in which we burn." is the motto of Dr. Soran (Star Trek: Generations) -->
<!-- * "Nothing unreal exists." is Kiri=kin=tha's 1st Law of Metaphysics (Star Trek IV) -->
<!-- * "If I knew what I was doing, it wouldn't be called research" and "There is nothing to see here = move along." are secrets of The Illuminati -->
<!-- * "One measures a circle beginning anywhere." is the motto of Charles Fort -->
<!-- * "Time and distance are out of place here." is from Feeling Gravity's Pull by REM -->
<!-- * "Everything should be doubted." is a saying attributed to Karl Marx -->
<!-- * "Mad and educated, primitive and wild." is from Welcome to the Occupation by REM -->
<!-- * "Doing everything all of the time." is from The Reptiles and I by Shriekback -->
<!-- * "In the future, everything will work." is a slogan of the Schwa Corporation -->
<!-- * "Hoping for the best but expecting the worst." is from Forever Young by Alphaville -->
<!-- * "Everything ruined for everyone forever." is a post 09/11/01 summation of the state of the world -->
<!-- * "The future is but a question mark." is from Bring on the Night by Sting -->
<!-- * "Things fall apart." is from The Second Coming by William Butler Yeats -->
<!-- * "Weather changes moods." is from In Bloom by Nirvana -->
<!-- * "Love can mend your life, but love can break your heart." is from Message In A Bottle by The Police -->
<!-- * "Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster." is a quotation from Friedrich Nietzsche -->
<!-- * "Everything looks perfect from far away." is from Such Great Heights by The Postal Service -->
<!-- * "Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." is a quote from Albert Einstein -->
<!-- * "You get what you get, and you don't get upset." is advice from Moya (age 4) -->
<!-- * "The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death." is written on the gravestone of Harry Potter's parents -->
<!-- * "And where the shadow was the stars were not visible." is Meg's first view of the Darkness in A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle -->
<!-- * "Correlation is not causation." is a key phrase of geek argument -->
<!-- * "Who watches the watchmen?" is from Watchmen by Alan Moore -->
<!-- * "When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around." is a post-apocalyptic musing from The Police -->
<!-- * "Every day is like Sunday; every day is silent and gray." is a post-apocalyptic musing from Morrissey -->
<!-- * "This sentence is false." is a variation of the Liar's Paradox, commonly attributed in its original form to the 6th century BC Cretan philosopher Epimenides but actually originating with the 4th century BC Greek philosopher Eubulides, who used Epimenides to speak the Liar's Paradox as a character in a fictional dialog -->

var RandomNumber;
RandomNumber=Math.floor(Math.random()*slogans.length);
document.write(slogans[RandomNumber]);
}